The battle of the Bronze league titans lived up to it's billing. The Indians and the Stingers waged an epic battle that was in question to the last buzzer with the Stingers prevailing in the end. Aided by a late season roster add of Cliff Tervo to an already formidable line up, they held off a late rally by the tribe. This game featured lots of tense, heated confrentations along with lots of noise from the stands. The Stingers have wrapped up the top seed.
In other action the Rampage over the Puddle Jumpers. The Bandits took the Jets. And in the battle of the bottom dwellers, The Spider Monkeys avoid the bottom seed with a 5-2 win despite being out shot 41-28 by a fiesty Severe Iceing team as coach Beam had his team producing their best offensive effort of the season. Mike Best was solid in net for the Monkeys as they win their second and wrap up their season in the last regular season game of the Bronze league this Wednesday against the Senators.
Let the playoffs begin!
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With all the stuff that happened this weekend, this was one shitty recap. Nevermind the coach choking out his own player, leaving, then said player getting into another fight and getting tossed. Or how about, yeah the stingers added ANOTHER person to a roster that has no trouble with any team. And the fireworks of the Mom-Son relationship that ended with Stingers #2 flat on his face. That was entertaining.
ReplyDeleteOr the son on the Indians that's not even old enough to shave. oh right, the guy writing the blog slants it to fit his motives. Let's bag on the Stingers who let another senior citizen play. How many goals did he have? 0... He had a good game though.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, that the dick head coach should have got more attention but he wasn't a Stinger. Maybe next time.
That's BS!! The Stingers can add who ever when ever? I don't care how old they are. The Stingers run this league. I know not every member of the Stingers are pricks but the one that are give the nice ones a bad name.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, if anyone takes 3 whacks at the goalie AFTER the whistle, should they be allowed to take 4, or 5, or 6 just because they are female? But, more importantly, any punk who hits someone that hard FROM BEHIND needs to be kicked out of the league for INTENT TO INJURE.
ReplyDeleteFunny, no mention of the new faces on the Indians?? Yah, I thought not.
ReplyDeleteI can take apart the remote control and I can almost put it back together.
ReplyDeleteYou're team hangs around I league like a bad fart, what do you expect, everyone to sing your praises? Karma's a bitch man.
ReplyDeleteKarma karma karma karma karma chameleon
ReplyDeleteYou come and go, you come and go
This fills me with the urge to defecate !!!
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest. The team doesn't hang around, just a few players.
ReplyDeleteI think watching the Puddle Jumpers self destruct was interesting. Should be good to see what happens in the playoffs.
ReplyDelete(.)(.)
ReplyDeleteSo now that Steve Fagsy has been involved with not one but two physical confrontations. Will any punishment be brought to him?
ReplyDeletei never thought i would see a coach fight his own player.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I would see a Blue Waffle!
ReplyDeleteSick bastard ↑
ReplyDeleteSo which team is the bigger douche? Stingers, or PJ's?
ReplyDeleteSo, Timmy, Do You Like Movies with Gladiators?
ReplyDeleteShiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
ReplyDeleteHey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
ReplyDeleteI say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
ReplyDeleteUh-huh.
ReplyDeletepray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
ReplyDeleteHey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
ReplyDeleteHey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em
ReplyDeleteOh stuwardess, I speak Jive.
ReplyDeleteSoooo, since it wasn't covered in the recap, what exactly transpired between the coach/player on the jumpers? Enquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteWhich team is the biggest douche? Looks like it's you. Now go back to your " my mommy thinks I'm speacial" chat room and tell everybody what a big man you are down at the rink.
ReplyDeletefuck! If anyone feels like a looser tell them to look at this blog and all the cry babies. The'll feel like the high school quarterback.
I haven't played against one team that didn't have some dick on it and half the teams won't even talk to you in the bar.
Anon 6:46, Do you always feel looser after you play? Before you get on here talkin shit, why don't you go back to grammar school and learn to spell you tard?
ReplyDeleteSorry, it's hard to type while your old lady is on my cock.
ReplyDeleteYou fail at the interweb, and life....
ReplyDeleteDamn. Send her my way when your done. Then that fag will have something new to blog about.
ReplyDeleteFail .... Me? Your wife is laughing at you at you right now.
ReplyDeleteI might be placing a target on my back, or at least an even bigger one than what's already there, but here's what I saw. Forgive me if some names/numbers/players are confused, I had a hard time focusing on specifics while I was laughing my ass off at the sorry excuse of a team the PJ's are.
ReplyDeleteThe Puddle Jumpers lost, so no, we do not play this weekend. We will be playing the Bandits in the first round. (I know I said Whalers before, but I looked at the teams again and re-figured what was going on). Awesome, right?
As far as the Puddle Jumper drama goes, while on the bench J. Rust (the blue helmet number 7 doucher) must have said something to set Steve Hall off. Steve Hall was onto of rust who was now head first dangling over the boards choking him out, full on. The rest of the team after finally realizing wtf was going on, got in between the 2. Steve Hall grabbed his white board and walked out of the rink saying "That guy's a piece of work. He's drunk again!" At this point the ringer on the Puddle Jumpers decides he's done being three goals down and starts going end-to-end. The Rampages tall-ass D-Man gets out there after he scores one and slides at the puck, tripping the ringer from the PJ's. This sets Rust off again and he starts pounding the Rampage dude while hes on the ice; gets ejected.
After that, the PJ's just didn't want to play nice anymore (do they ever?) First one is Rust gets a 2-and-10 for the fighting gets tossed and someone has to serve his penalty. Then on the power play one of the Jumper's takes a double-minor for I assume hooking and roughing on a kid on a break away. 5-on-3. As the Rampage are coming into the zone Baby-Gap gets destroyed by this old dude who is just as much a doucher as Rust. He gets tossed into the box for checking.... after a small tussle in front of the PJ's tender the game was called with 58 seconds left. Rampage up 4-3.
Brandon you cry worse then a 12 year old school girl. I'm not sure if you realize this or not but everyone hates you guys because you are fucking cry babies. I'm sure there are some good guys on your team but you do a good job of ruining your teams name by coming on here and whining all the time. Once again you are running your mouth and don't know what actually happened. As far as what was said to who and what set everything off, that is team business and will not be discussed outside of our team. Things were said by both sides and tempers flared.
ReplyDeleteDon't sit there and preach like you don't have players on your team that don't belong in the bronze league because every team does. Tough shit that Hankins is fast and you cant keep up with him. You act like the rest of the team cannot play hockey, when in fact we have won with him and without him, just like we have lost with him and without him. No one had a problem with him on our team until you started crying because you chocked to an 0-4 expansion team.
Our level of play is based off the level of other teams. Just ask the stingers, we did not have a physical game against them and although we lost it was probably my favorite game to play. We have several guys on our team that have never skated or played hockey before so a lot of our "checking" is done on accident.
The penalty at the end of the game was an interference call. Truth be told the rampage came out and played a more physical game then us.
As far as what happened in front of the net, i was screened, pushed off the guy and he got upset with me for it.
PJ's #4
PJ's #4, unfortunately, everyone doesn't hate us. But that's besides the point. That post was emailed to the rest of my team when they asked what happened. Therefore, there is no sugar coating on your team's behavior. Hankin's is fast, very fast. He was ringing it up like everyone else's top player does. There's no denying that fact.
ReplyDeleteI just stated it like it is.
TBH I don't really like y'all being here, our team went from the Goon Squad to not having an identity since y'all showed up. I want our spot back please.
Can we all just get along...
ReplyDeleteLong live #99!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not trying to deny anything about Hankins but you are trying to make it seem like there are no other teams in this league that have players like him. You know that's bullshit and you are trying to stir up some drama.
ReplyDeleteWe don't want the reputation of being a goon squad but we aren't going to let people run over us and push us around.
If that was just a team email then why did you put your point of view on a public forum. Its a rhetorical question so you don't have to answer because everyone already knows you are just trying to cause start more shit.
PJ's 4
It's true. I am. "Long live #99" say's it best.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is boring, and now we have a new target... and you're eating this shit up!
As far as Hankin's goes. We haven't seen a ringer of that caliber since the dude from the Senators with the mirrored visor... his name escapes me.
Well I'm stuck in Fort Smith Arkansas for the night and I dont have anything else to do.
ReplyDeleteWhere all the white women at?
ReplyDeleteIce Gators #99
The blog is only as boring as the postings, you don't post, it puts people to sleep. Gotta love this run of postings...keep it up. Ringer talk is the fuel to the fire year after year. It always comes down to who's ox is being gored. As for the Stingers adding 'a senior citizen' Do we really believe they did this out of chairty for an old dude or where they adding a guy who most likely had plenty of experience? You be the judge. And further to that, why didn't that experienced player add his skills to the Severe Iceing,or the Spider Monkeys to make things a bit more fair? The eniquity in the league will always be there. You just have to roll out what you have and give it your best shot while trusting that ringers will eventualy get bored and go to bigger challenges. I mean, how good can you feel about yourself beating up on a team of mostly people new to the game. It is what it is and as someone posted earlier...karma is a bitch. Short of a draft, which has been shot down for good reasons, there will be haves and have nots. I guess eventually enough people will play down a leage that eventually Bronze will be full of Gold league players and all the begginers can simply sign up for all the vacated spots in gold and be left alone to play the game against their equals.
ReplyDeleteДа, работа на стадионе, с болелами и т.д. Люди работают и всегда ищут возможности для улучшения. Во всяком случае такое впечатление сложилось. Просил знакомого человека сувенир привезти оттудова, не получилось(вроде как проблемы с наличием). Так ли это?
ReplyDeletePavel Datsyuk 13
I think the new guy for the Stingers was the goalies uncle. We played him earlier this season. I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteOK, so now that we've figured out who are douches, who is old, and who defected from Russia in the 80s to play bronze-league hockey, what happened with the Mother/Son thing?
ReplyDeleteBrandon 14 Jets, just to let you know its not set that you'll be playing us (Bandits) in the first round of the playoffs. If the Sens beat the Monkeys tomorrow night, the Sens would have the same record as us and would have the tie breaker having beat 4-3 earlier in the season. Should that be the case you play the Sens in the first round and we'd play the Indians.
ReplyDeleteI had a front row seat for that one. Thing of beauty if you ask me. #2 Stingers (Hardin maybe? Not sure of the name.) We standing in front of his goalie, with the Rector Mom chillin' back door. He lifted her stick, she didn't move, he whacked at her as a shot was fired. She whacked at the goalie once (yeah, once) and he turns around and cross checks her to her back. I completely support this action against a member of the same sex. Yes I do believe women, especially beginner women need to be given some leeway. It's not like their little taps are going to hurt your super padded beast.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately for #2 Stingers, Rector's son happen to be playing in place of his older sister who had been reffing the games before. He saw his mom go down and returned the favor of a nice hard cross check to #2's back. He went straight on his face, and as he was getting up figure out wtf just happened Rector put him in a head lock and pulled him up the rest of way.
TBH, once the whole Mom-Son thing was discovered no one seemed to mind, save for the Stinger defense that was getting undressed; especially Meek. That one move he pulled on you was so sick, sorry you had to be on the wrong end of those hands.
Thanks Bandits Coord(Still Perry?), I wasn't aware of that. Appreciate it. No offense to the Bandit's but I'd much rather play the Sens... especially after the two ass-whoopin's you guys have given us.
ReplyDeleteOh that is classic. Thanks for the recap; I'm sure that everyone could understand the mom-son thing, too!
ReplyDeleteSo the son undressing Meeks was a ringer but it's ok not to bash him cause why? I'm with you, let's get the better players out but call them all out and don't give some of them a pass. The mom on the Indians may not have done anything but other women in this league will hack and wack like nobodies business. As soon as you do something back they play the girl card. Male or female just be cool have fun and drink beer.... Lots and lots of beer.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm....Beer
ReplyDeleteYes the Son was ringing it up, but there in lies the issue. The Stingers have been beating up on teams in this league for how many sessions now? 5-6 (once again, not bitching, facts)? There have been a few teams that could take it to the Stingers; The Gators, the Ice Kings, are what come to mind. Those teams last maybe 2 sessions max before being forced to break up because they were too good, but the Stingers hang around month-after-month scoring nearly 6 goals a game with only 1.8 goals a game against. Two players with over 10 goals each and nothing happens? I honestly want to know who's dick Briscoe and Widemann are sucking. Back to my original point. When a team is constantly doing this to the beginners in this league it brings me joy to watch a sub embarrass them.
ReplyDeleteI have to say I wasn't embarressed by him. I thought that was the sweetest move I have ever seen. I get embarressed when I fall skating up to the face off. Also Brisco is a minister so watch it on the dick sucking.
ReplyDeleteStinger 3
We can't talk about minister's sucking dick? He must be Catholic.
ReplyDeleteI see more #99 comments. If all of you Bronze Leaguers concentrated on the game of hockey you may get better. Look what the Ice Kings (last place team in Silver) did to the Ice Dogs (first place team in Silver) last Sunday night.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Hvidston show
ReplyDeleteHurley #58 Jets
It's always the Hvidston Show in his head.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you saying? The Kings were sucking the Dogs' dicks...?
ReplyDeleteI don't want to look...
Was she hot?
ReplyDeleteStingers #27 Meek:
ReplyDeleteOne of me, not plural, fuckers.... read a little, eh?
Brandon, you get the captain obvious award! Man you ran away with that one, too son.
I liked the recap of the choke-out and the mother son thing.... touching. One thing about the mother son thing, though. When Johnny was told that it was a woman who he knocked down during the heat of the battle scrum in front of his own goalie, he was genuinely affected by it. He said he wouldn't have reacted that way had he known it was a woman.... But it is in the past, so whatever.
Oh, one more thing Brandon, I have never played defense in my life prior to joining the Stingers, so undressing me is is easy as just asking me to get undressed, hell I'll do it for you! Just say when and where....
Bottom line, until there are four leagues at this rink, there will be these issues... Get used to it or go somewhere where they have the set up you like.
Personally, I like playing here at NYTEX. That is until a bunch of you get on here and piss and moan about the situation your team is in. Get over it and deal with the system. Play hockey, drink beer, eat great pizza, see some lesbians scissoring each other, talk about the game and HAVE A GOOD TIME!
Damn, why does it have to be so hard?
Sure we all like to win. Who doesn't? But who wins whn you sit there and open your Blue Waffle up and let it bleed all over everyone? Who wins there? I say no one...
See you at Zuroma's I may even get the first one.... So be nice to me!
There is a difference between winning and blowing out an entire league Meek. You're right, winning is awesome, but some of the most fun games I've had at this place it didn't matter if it was a win or a loss because it was a close, tough, exciting game.
ReplyDeleteOut scoring an entire league 58:18 is just a bit beyond ridiculous. It's about time y'all moved along.
Agreed! Stinger 27 is having fun because he's on the top year after year. If it's a matter of not enough leagues, then minimally your team should look into spliting into two teams and asorbing some newbies on each team so at least your challanged to work hard each and every week. It's good for the team, it's a healthy thing for the league, and yes, you get to hang around Bronze.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with Karma on this one. Why doesn't Dan let newbs onto his team? Same guys, year after year. I haven't seen one single newb, new to the game, be on that roster since i've been playing there. When crap gets like that, i think Nytex should asign a few newbs to a team of that caliber. And like Brandon said, where the hell is the fun in playing a team that blows everyone out of the water game after game? I sure don't like playing D almost an entire game, and staying in my zone 90% of the time. Yes, i know your going to say my team needs to get better, but that bs, and all you Stingers know it. Its the same gripe about the Stingers, season after fucking season. Prety soon, all the rest of the teams are gonna start head hunting y'all. Just sayin....
ReplyDeleteYea, head hunting and trying to injure someone is a mature way to handle a situation. We are in an adult league and as hard as it is at times to act that way we all have jobs to go to on Monday morning and families. None of us are going to the NHL so go out there and have fun with the game and your team.
ReplyDeletePJ's #4
Yeah, PJ #4, your team has demonstrated that pretty well i think.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeletePJ #4... were you not apart of the team that not only had a game called on them for committing too many penalties in the matter of 2 minutes, or not apart of the team that in the same game not only had the coach attack a player because he's such a fucktard, but that same player trying to get into ANOTHER fight and get ejected...
Yeah, adults.
No one on our team has intentionally gone after someone to hurt them, have certain people played to rough, yep. Like i said in an earlier post, we do not want a reputation of being a dirty team. we will that up to the jets.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion, there is huge difference between playing to rough when you are caught up in the moment as opposed to going out and intentionally going after someone to hurt them.
PJ's #4
PJ'S #4... are you blind? Or is Rust going head hunting every shift just him playing rough? He tried to start a fight last game... got tossed.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as not wanting the reputation... too late.
Just hang on till next season. My brother in-law who after Saturdays practice has been on skates 4 times is joining the Stingers. Whe it comes to head hunting please be careful. Just like any team would do you think some Stinger won't go after you worse. If a Stinger head hunted someone I would expect nothing less than major retaliation. Cmon boys let's just drink beer to gether after the games.
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If the refs were consistent on what they called it would eliminate a lot of that shit that goes on during games. I'll be the first to admit that during a game if somebody takes a cheap shot intentionally on one of my players or myself and it goes uncalled I get upset and so does everybody else on my team. If you want to play physical that’s fine, hockey is a physical game but when teams cross the line and start hacking and slashing and cross checking people that’s when the refs need to take control of the game a stop that shit before it starts but 99% of the time they just stop calling everything and games get out of hand because everybody is retaliating to something that happened. I think almost every player in this league has retaliated to something during a game but what are you going to do about it if you know it not going to be called then what’s stopping you. NYTEX needs to make their officiating a little more consistent. If you’re a skill player in this league just expect that the other team is going to player you rougher simply because you’re going to piss them off. If you can’t deal with that without turning into a whinny bitch then move up a league.
ReplyDeleteStingers, nobody enjoys playing against you. Teams are already pissed off at you prior to getting on the ice with you and they are going to bitch about it on the blog (that’s what it’s here for it would be boring if everybody was nice) deal with it or move up. I met a bunch of you guys off the ice and your alright guys but on the ice nobody like you. sorry.
PJ’s if you guys would stop showing up to the games drunk it would probably help so you might want to give that try.
#10 Jets
Hey thanks for that advice, #10. Probably a good thing we WERE all drunk when we played you guys, otherwise we'd have REALLY beaten you, instead of just by 2.
ReplyDeleteHey, the head hunting thing, i was just stiring the pot. :) Sorry, had to keep this blog going....
ReplyDeleteThe thing about bitching about a team or player over and over on the blog is it doesn't make them think "I should move up". It makes them want to beat your ass even more. So I will pass it back to you. If it's not the way you want it and If you think NYTEX doesn't handle the league correctly then you can move up. Or, if you suck like I do you can play somewhere else. Don't be mad for players playing in a system that allows them to. We need a beginers league and a Bronze league. But NYTEX doesn't offer that yet.
ReplyDeleteNYTEX had an I-League and Bronze League at one point in time and they also two sheets of ice but when the second sheet of ice went bye bye so did the I-league and they rolled them together into the Bronze League. If your good enough to be playing in the silver league and you choose to hang around the Bronze League then be prepared to deal with the shit talking that will come your way. Its going to happen. I agree bitching on the blog is not going to make anybody suddenly say holy shit I need to move up but I personally like all the bitching becasue it makes for some funny ass post on this blog that would without it be rather boring kinda like reading a British soap opera. Dont take this shit personal just play and have fun.
ReplyDelete#10 Jets
I can live with that.
ReplyDeleteNytex does a good job I think at the Bronze league. I use to play in Euless, and before that over in Farmers Branch. As far as a facility is concerned Nytex is the best. Sure locker rooms are tiny, and bathrooms are often filled with water, but all in all I would say Nytex is the best. The Bronze League is faster than any I League I have played in, but still way slower than a D league. I think having a beginner bronze league would be good, but when would the games be scheduled. They have the silver and bronze both with at least ten teams, then there is this new old man league during the week, so when would the beginner I league take place? And who is to say if there was a beginner league wouldnt people infiltrate it and sandbag in that one as well as the bronze?
ReplyDeleteNo head hunting please, Ihave a hard enough time worrying about not falling as I climb over the baords, dont need anyone out trying to hunt heads.
I agree that overall NYTEX is better than Euless. The reffing is better, the ice is better, and the teams are better. And it doesn't matter where you go, there will always be ringers in bronze/i-league (and every team has a ringer or two). I have found that it is always fun playing hockey and each team has brought its own unique challenges and character that must be mastered. Its just a matter of time.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the Stingers, they aren't unbeatable! We beat them (and it will be a good game if we see you in the playoffs), and just like every other team, its merely a matter of solving the challenge that the other team possesses. Sure, sometimes tempers flare and adrenaline gets the better of us, but we can still have fun and enjoy a brew after the game (or before if you prefer).
#2 Whalers
#2 Whalers,
ReplyDeleteyou guys totaly got us out of our game. It was a blast and I look forward to playing you again.
Stingers 3
Big Gulps hu.....well, see ya later.
ReplyDeleteI like the comments about all the hacking a whacking and then the comments about the refs right after that....
ReplyDeleteYou are the ones doing the hacking and whacking.... Stop doing it and the refs won't have to call it. How Goddamned difficult does it have to be?
When a team takes the ice with a win at all costs mentality, they will do anything to win. Pushing the envelope of what is legal and what isn't. Look at ANY NHL shift across the league, tell me you don't see slashing at every turn? Tell me you don't see a hook evry time up the ice? Tell me that defenseman doesn't interfere with the forward chasing a puck into the corner? But that's the NHL, not us....
We shouldn't have a win at all costs metality in this or any league here. We should have the respect for the game to play the game WITHIN the rules of the game. We all know what is allowable and what is not. If an accidental trip happens, I'll be the first to tell the other player, I am sorry, my bad and take the fucking penalty... If a guy has beaten you, he's beaten you, don't take a hack at him to show how much of a man you are, just let him go. Tell him nice move and go on with the game.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.... Oh and put a rubber on it.
What are you doing on this blog? You're making too much sense!
ReplyDeleteI can prevent vaginal bleeding.
ReplyDeleteBig ups and mad props to the last 10 posts. This blog if is finally starting to look respectable rather than Romper Room!
ReplyDeletethe blog is not a place to be respectful and make sense. its a place to talk shit, bitch about people and hate on Hvidston. if you cannnot follow these simple rules please stop posting your makeing the blog boring to read.
ReplyDeletethank you
El Diablo
(thats spanish for a whales vagina)
Apparently neither is the ice.
ReplyDeleteYour mom's boring.
Waffle de azule......
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