Watch out cuz they're gonna come at ya like a spider monkey...Spot Light On shines on our bronze league primates.
Team History?
As pointed out on an earlier Spot Light On, the Silver League Borrachos have a wide range of talent on their roster. A couple of the ‘special needs’ players on the Borrachos thought it would be beneficial to get some ice time in at a more appropriate level. Todd “Thor” Kilgore, who has a man crush on Will Farrell, came up with the mascot based on the recently released Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby quote “ I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey”. After forming a core of ‘special needs’ Borrachos players, several victims, er, I mean players were recruited to join up. While the roster has churned every season, the Monkeys tend to add many first time players each session thus staying true to the spirit of Instructional League Hockey. While wins have been elusive, the fun has not.
Team Philosophy?
Play hockey, drink beer, keep Strother in check and drive Ivey to have a stroke. Keep your fingers crossed.
Dud to Stud award (team member who has gone from zero to 60 fastest)
4 games in, too hard to tell. I would say Matt Ruble. Most our team is still in idle.
You’ve got one bottle of fabreeze to give away, which team mate earns it?
Who earns it or who needs it. Igor “The Iron Curtain”, our Ruskey D man needs it. Not sure anybody has earned it. I do know if you throw an odor eaters in Tony Digiovanni’s bag his equipment would disappear…
Most vocal on the bench?
Ivey
Team High Point?
Inking Ivey to a coaching contract
Team Low Point?
Inking Ivey to a coaching contract
Our team loves to face off against?
The DSS mite team
Biggest Rivalry?
Each other
Why we will win the keg next season….Huh???
Got a team mate you want to shine the hot lights of the spot light on? Contact big stick and we'll get er done...
ReplyDeleteSteve Hall needs to step up to the plate.
ReplyDeleteSteve Hall is one of the biggest douche bags at NYTEX. He shouldn’t be allowed to coach teams because then his douche bag leaks allover everybody he coaches and they become douche bags as well. Nytex please go buy some extra strength Vagisil and get rid of that yeast infection Steve hall.
ReplyDeleteThe biggest Dousche Bag at Nytex is not Steve Hall. Its the people that post anonomously on the blog. If your gonna make a comment especially one aimed at someone else, then put your name and # or team affiliation or if nothing else at least your name.
ReplyDeleteUgh. DOUCHEBAG. Not Dousche Bag. Failure.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Brandon 14 Jets. Failure...
ReplyDeleteLove,
Eric
That is right....Brandon #14 failed to be able to stay up in Silver League and now back down in Bronze.
ReplyDeleteCoach Douchebag.....steve is that you?
ReplyDeleteI failed to have a work schedule that allowed me to play up in the silver league. In my 2 silver league games I had 2 goals. I enjoy silver much more tbh, and plan on playing up again this summer (if I can find a team). But thanks for the attention.
ReplyDeleteAnd Eric. NO YOU!?
I like how Brandon correct someone and then assumes he made the original post. Smooth.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter, less confusing note, and comment. I think shit happens and the sooner people get that, THE BETTER! I-league, D-league, C-league, B-league, A-league. We all PAY to play so get over yourselves and quit bitching.
ReplyDeleteJets #1, shut your pie hole and get back to work!
ReplyDeleteJets #58
Uhh Jets #9 was doin' work today.
ReplyDeleteJets #1 was chillaxin in the NRH Jets practice facility.
Jets #1, when you say practice facility do you mean Jets #14s Mom's bed?
ReplyDeleteNah, when he says practice facility he means a gay bar. 'Cause hes terrible at sex, he's terrible at hockey. The only thing he is good at is being Gay.
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