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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Introducing the Texan Division (BRONZE)






















25 comments:

  1. The Bronze League OracleJune 12, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    The season of the Senators is upon us, friends of the Nytex Bronze League! Let all who oppose us quake in their boots and feel the true might and beauty of a real, albeit I-League, hockey team destroy any semblance of their "good" record or "good" shot at the Keg this season!! Cretins, by which I mean teams the Senators will surely march through en route to a triumphantly victorious season, beware, for much pain lies ahead when faced with the Sens on your schedule (TBD...)!!

    Love,
    Eric - #24 - Sens

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  2. hmmm why would they put the Sens in the easy division? Seems like it will be a walk in the park for them.

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  3. Easy division? It seems to me that the Bandits have had repeated playoff-worthy success, the MIB are supposed to be ass-kickers, the Whalers got kick-ass last season and the PJs are the most frustrating team to play against because of the 27 PIMs seemingly every game that they're involved in...

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  4. I remember this same talk at the beginning of last season. Once the season progresses and they get a few losses under their belt they get quiet though.

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  5. The whinning continues in this league....
    Play hockey and quit whinning.

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  6. I think youre confusing whinning and talking shit. Fucking idiot.

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  7. What Everyone Is Thinking, Or Should Be AnywayJune 15, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    And Hvidston's borderline fetish for pretending like anyone in the Bronze League gives a shit if he's hit by a bus and dies tomorrow, or at least cares in the slightest, little trace of a bit about what his vast and obviously impeccable hockey-mind thinks continues on this blog"...."
    Go the fuck away, or at least learn to spell simple words, like "whining."

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  8. Antidisestablishmentarianism..... top THAT, fucker!

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  9. I hear a rumbling in the jungle that Besty has left the Spider Monkeys for this summer season and is joining the Puddle Jumpers as their net minder... This should get interesting!!!

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  10. I don't know which team is worse....

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  11. The Real Slim ShadyJune 16, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    Puddle Jumpers are a terrible excuse for a hockey team.

    What is the over under on how many minutes J. Rust will get in penalties this season 30?

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  12. J. Rust is a dickhole.

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  13. I'm gonna punch him in the dick!

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  14. hey slim dick,
    why dont you take your balls out of your boyfriends mouth and reattach them so you might eventually have a big enough set and post your real name up here or you can just talk shit and hide behind a keyboard.

    pj's

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  15. Lighten up Francis!

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  16. I would like to point out that the PJ fag didnt post his name...

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  17. He also, apparently, didn't have the self-esteem to capitalize his own moniker...

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  18. #9 - Blackhawks / #98 Ice KingsJune 17, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    What Everyone Is Thinking, Or Should Be Anyway said...

    Coordinating two teams @ Nytex is not an easy task. It is comments like this that I really don't care to comment. Either you love the sport of hockey and play or you just complain and wished you were better.

    Have a nice day!

    P.S. The Ice Kings will be back in the Fall with the Over 35 Blackhawks.

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  19. Hey Ice Hole,

    Yeah, give him a good punch in the dick. Just make sure you don't hit yourself in the chin while you're trying!

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  20. Good one Anon 1:26. I have no comeback for that one.

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  21. Brandon... unumbered SenJune 17, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    If a come back, check the back of your mom's throat.

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  22. If you want a*

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  23. Corvette = small dick.


    Trash talking on a blog = smaller dick.

    Come on guys, this is rec. league hockey for Pete's sake...

    Who the hell is Pete anyways?

    Whoever he is, I'll bet he would be ashamed of this crap.

    Stingers #27

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  24. Someones in touch with their feminine side! *eyeroll*

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  25. Brandon... unumbered SenJune 19, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    If trashing talking on a blog = smaller dick, then bitching about trash talking on the blog = smallest dick. GTFO kid.

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